Pick 5 characters, you guys...

1.Judy (always has to be first, you know.)
2.Eta
3.Durius
4.Azaffri
5.Maxine

1) OK, so...2 and 5 go skiing. How does that go?

Eta: Dude, you'd better not even look at me the way you are looking at that deer right now, GOT IT!
MaxineUT I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! <8D

2) 1 and 4 are chilling in a hot tub- Wait. HA. Chilling. In a HOT TUB. Oh, the irony. Anyway. How's that go?

Judy: OHMIGOSH!!! YOU ARE LIKE SEW! CUTE!!! YOU'RE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR!!!
Azaffri: help...me...

3) Now that I've eased you into a nicer state of mind... 3 got their brains eaten by a zombie, who then decided to fuck them up the ass (reverse necrophilia!). Do they enjoy it?

Durius:!?!?!...maybe...

4) WOW, that's something else. 4, 5, and 1 have a threesome. 2 walks in on it and gauges out their eyes and eats them at the horrible sight. 3 stays and masturbates to it like the sick fuck they are. Do the original three do anything about the voyeurs?

Judy: EW! THAT MAKES ME LIKE BISEXUAL! EW!
Azaffri: Help me... I'M BEING RAPED BY TWO BISEXUAL WOMEN
Maxine: YEAH BABY!

5) OH HOLY HELL, NOW THEY'RE AT AN S&M CLUB (you knew it was coming). They all participate, willingly or otherwise. Who's dominant, submissive, who's paired with who, safety words, that whole shebang. Describe it. IN GRAPHIC DETAIL. This gets me off.

Judy: *drunk* W00T!
Eta: Why am I stuck with Judy? Maxine is the bi one...

Durius: Oh come on! Azaffri won't participate!
Azaffri: Why does this keep happening to me...

Maxine: Why am I not getting any?!

6) OR DOES IT?!

Judy: DUN DUN DUN!

6: AGAIN) 1 and 5 are playing Dance Dance Revolution against each other. Who wins, and who loses horribly and shoots themselves with shame?

Judy: *Epic Fail*
Maxine: Come here you sexy thing!
Judy: !!

7) 2 writes a comic in which 5 and 3 are crime fighters, and 4 is their arch nemesis. 1 takes the comic and eats it. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Eta: DAMMIT, JUDY! YOU ATE MY LUNCH!
Judy: So suck it.

8) 4 asks 2 what the meaning of life is. Their response?

Eta: Azaffri!?! YOU TALK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MUTE!

9) Same question, but flip the people. (For stupid people: 2 asks 4 what the meaning of life is.)

Azaffri: To leave me a virgin?
Eta &Maxine: Nice try. *rapes*

10) 5 hears a strange noise outside their house and goes out to investigate. They find that 4 has become a zombie and is digging though their garbage looking for brains. Realizing that 5 is filled with delicious brain meat, they attack. AND THEN WHAT?!

Azaffri: May I please eat your brains?
Maxine: Hello no.
Azaffri: okay.

11) 3 secretly lusts after 5. OH SHIT, RIGHT?!

Durius: Yummy. (Inside joke that only Shelbz understands.)
Maxine: YAY!

12) A special cameo appearance by one of your other characters goes here. If you don't have any more, then the letter N falls on top of the ones you have.

Umia: WTF?! Is this like a game show or something?
Durius: Nope.
Umia: Oh.
Durius: Run while you still have your sanity.
Umia: Too Late!

13) All 5 of them begin to dance on your roof. 1 suddenly pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots a passers-by. They threaten to shoot you if you leave the house. Do the others subdue the crazy, or do they go crazy right along with him?

All other charaters in their chats: Judy's at it again.

14) 404 ERROR: The question you requested was not found.

Eta: Sonuvabitch...

15) Who gets angry by the last "question" and murders your computer?

Azaffri
Maxine: I like it fiesty.
Azaffri: *Used to the routine* Go ahead...

16) I've held 2 captive and am now keeping their eyes pried open while forcing them to watch something horribly...horrific. What is it, and how long does it take for them to go COMPLETELY MAD?!

The HGtv channel.
Everyone looks at the logo and screams "AW HELL NO!"

17) IF YA WANT MAH BODY, AND YA THINK I'M SEXY, COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOOOOW...wait, what? Quiz? OK. Which of those sons o' bitches is dead fucking sexy? (To the point where you're like, "Oh, I'd TOTALLY snog him/her!")

Eta and Azaffri <-- (in a cute way)

18) So now you're totally hitting that. What do the others have to say about that?

Eta: LESBIEN!
Azaffri: *sigh*

19) 3 is an atomic bomb now for some reason. Do they set themselves off somewhere or research their body to SCIENCE?!

Durius: A Sex BOMB! *explodes*

20) THIS MADNESS IS DONE. Tag someone...or the rape zombies will be at your door. Oh wait, they're already there. OH SHI--

Me: C'Mon in!